»27th April 2007

I've Got My Propaganda

Sorry I've not updated this thing for six weeks or so, I've been at war with my dissertation.
Seeing as I got my review of Nine Inch Nail's new album Year Zero into the student paper this week, I thought I'd give you a run through of the paper's top stories this week.

Chaos ensues as man attempts to buy something from the Union shop
"I thought it wouldn't be a problem that I wanted to buy some things. I wanted to pay on card too, that seemed to create yet further problems. The staff were thrown into complete disarray when presented with four cans of Heineken. Panic swept through them when I asked for a receipt."



Embittered third year's complaints of fresh faced first years
"I'd finished scrawling my name, number (at leeds you're not a person, you're a number) and tutor across the declaration of academic integrity (none here) form and suddenly was beset by little people with the youthful and naive glow of the first year in history. They recoiled from me, shocked by my grim visage, by the cloud of dread, woe and fury which followed me."

Extremist vegetarian snack causes consternation
"I don't think there's anything particularly extreme about not eating meat, yet this sandwich seemed to believe it was somehow possible!"

Richard Wooley is a dick
"I hate everything about him, from his wooly journalism to his arogant, looking-down-his-nose-because-he's-better-you face. If you see this man on the street you should attack him immediately."
"Quoted as saying 'God I hate Leeds', Richard Wooley is a comtemptible whore and should take his arogant, arse-wankery elsewhere. Leeds hates him too."


This man is a dick.

A shocking expose of the underground world of 24 clusters
"You're given a code, which you're not allowed to tell to anyone else. This code will open the door to a world of caffeine addiction, unhealthy working practices and last-minute desperation."



Diablo II still number one
"As soon as I'd made a new Trapassin I was hooked again, drip-fed a diet of ever improving drops, satanic imagery and experience points. It was as though I'd never left."


Extar, over, out.

I prefer my violence in 256 colours.