»30th October 2005

Fuck NTL



To opt out of this ridiculous scheme you had to enter a mysterious number called the 'Billing ID' on the opt out page. I apparently recieved the email containing this number to my main NTL account on September 8th. Yet I was only able to access this email account today, a whole week after the deadline for opting out expired on 21st October. So right now I'm enjoying my newfound ability to download ten times less three times as quickly. NTL have the good nature to give me this 'upgrade' (read: downgrade) for the SAME PRICE as the 300k service! Now by my reckoning, NTL are ripping me off and NTL have succeeded in completely fucking me over. This doesn't make me very happy. Last week I spent about four hours trying to get into my main account where I knew the email to be stored, but to no avail. As of now, I'm on the lookout for a new ISP, which means the Cube is in a rather precarious position, seeing as it is stored on my soon-to-be-deleted NTL account. If you feel angered by this, then tell all your friends and family how shit NTL is, then, if you're really annoyed, send them some emails telling them how shit they are.

If I find myself in close proximity to an NTL employee, there's a good chance I'll do the right thing and stick my fingers into their eyes shortly before ripping their heads off and killing their whole family.


Extar, over, out.

Fuck NTL Fuck NTL Fuck NTL Fuck NTL Fuck NTL Fuck NTL Fuck NTL Fuck NTL Fuck NTL