»1st August 2005

A day in the life of an NPC

You want to kill the protagonist.
You have no gun.

You try to run away from the protagonist.
You have no legs.
The protagonist sells you your equipment back.

You have no money.
The protagonist steals all your equipment again.

You have nothing and cannot move.
You must scream.
The protagonist has stolen your mouth.


Extar, over, out.

It's hard to make sense of The Pelican Brief if you've missed the first twenty five minutes.