»12th January 2005

Interesting Facts

The tickets on First buses are slightly longer than those on Arriva buses.

Celebrity Big Brother doesn't make Big Brother a good idea.

There is a plot, involving a significant number, to destroy me. The conspiracy is centred at the University of Leeds. Beware.

Pies still aren't funny.

The common eel can live for up to 40 years.

Black Sabbath's 1970 album 'Paranoid' is considered by many to be the first heavy metal album.

I have a copy of the Culture Beat single, 'Anything'. It's not really mine. A friend brought it round once for me to appreciate its comic value, but wanted to purge it from his life so left it at my house. Not wanting to destroy something which isn't mine I stuck it on a high shelf and just noticed it whilst craning my neck up.

Light exercise is recomended when using a computer for a long period. Moving the legs about, exercising the shoulders and neck are all good ways of avoiding stiffness or aching.

PC Gamer was better before the people who write it started appearing in photos in more places than the editorial. I don't want to open a PC magazine to be confronted by a photo of a load of PC journalists who think they're cool tossing about for some ill-thought out photo shoot.

Service Pack 2 is a crock of shit.

An average of 13 people are killed per year by vending machines falling onto them. Don't try to scam vending machines.


What the fuck is the Crazy Frog about? It's not even remotely funny, I bet it makes a real shit ringtone (Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs is an example of a good ringtone) and the whole thing smells faintly of a mind-disease-like craze. It sickens me to think people paid money for that shit when they could be paying money for something far better which I made. Things such as a sandwich or a late night party music compilation tape would be such quality oozing things I could make for people pay for instead of that fucking frog. I can't believe someone thought 'hey this is funny' and that 'people might want to listen to this stupid waste of sound'. I reckon an unoriginal phone scams committee came up with the idea after re-releasing the yodling hamster sound seemed too much of a stupid idea. For all you people who don't remember the yodling hamster sound, if the name doesn't sum it up I will, it was shit. I could shit a better sound on sound recorder and speed it up, I did that for most of my first album, which puts me in a good position to say what is and isn't good speeded up.
To prove how much better something I shit is than the Crazy Frog I recorded myself and speeded it up in sound recorder. It took me less than 25 seconds to do that. I then stuck it into a flash to make it easy to play, which took about 5 minutes. All in all I have something which still took more time to think up and do than that fucking frog and still doesn't go anywhere near to illustrating how shit it is. This thing isn't a fucking ringtone.



Extar, over, out.

TCP/IP, it's fucking me off. Other protocols doing little more. Definitely got worse. Now making me curse. Removing IPX. Will it ever work? Never!